Godfather III

This movie does not exist. It never happened. If you ever come across a DVD or VHS tape labeled “Godfather III” it’s an obvious error, feel safe to throw it away and continue on with your life.

35 Undeniable Truths of Life

In the late 80s, Rush Limbaugh wrote a weekly newspaper column for the Sacramento Union. At one point, to overcome writers’ block as his deadline approached, he said,  

“Well, I’ll just start writing down individual sentences I believe and hope something about them will spur an idea.”

1. The greatest threat to humanity lies in the nuclear arsenal of the USSR. 
2. The greatest threat to humanity lies in the USSR. 
3. Peace does not mean the elimination of nuclear weapons. 
4. Peace does not mean the absence of war. 
5. War is not obsolete. 
6. Ours is a world governed by the aggressive use of force. 
7. There is only one way to get rid of nuclear weapons - use them. 
8. Peace can’t be achieved by “developing an understanding” with the Russian people. 
9. When Americans oppose America, it is not always courageous and sacred; it is sometimes dangerous. 
10. Communism Kills. 
11. Neither the US, nor anyone, imposes freedom on peoples of other nations. 
12. Freedom is God given. 
13. In the USSR, peace means the absence of opposition. 
14. To free peoples, peace means the absence of threats and the presence of justice. 
15. The US Peace Movement - whether by accident or design - is pro-communist. 
16. The collective knowledge and wisdom of seasoned citizens is the most valuable - yet untapped - resource our young-people have. 
17. The greatest football team in the history of civilization is the Pittsburgh Steelers of 1975-1980. 
18. There is no such thing as war atrocities. 
19. There are no such things as “war atrocities.” War itself is an atrocity. 
20. There is a God. 
21. Abortion is wrong. 
22. Morality is not defined and cannot be defined by individual choice. 
23. Evolution cannot explain Creation. 
24. Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. 
25. Love is the only human emotion that cannot be controlled. 
26. The only difference between Mikhail Gorbachev and previous Soviet leaders, is that Gorbachev is alive.
27. Soviet Leaders are just left-wing dictators. 
28. Abe Lincoln saved this nation. 
29. The L.A. Raiders will never be the team they were when they called Oakland home. 
30. The US will again go to war. 
31. To more and more people, a victorious US is a sinful US. 
32. This is frightening and ominous. 
33. There will always be poor people. 
34. This is not the fault of the rich. 
35. You should thank God for making you an American; and instead of feeling guilty about it, help spread our ideas worldwide.