Archive for May, 2008
The final goodbye
May 26, 2008Brothers say goodbye before one leaves for service…
A few months later, the brother says goodbye for the final time…
Thank you to all the men and women who have scarified their lives in defense of our country. And thank you to their families, your loss will never be forgotten. We cry with you on this memorial day.
Behind the scenes at Rob’s Megaphone
May 20, 2008
I love peeking behind computer screens, at users desktops. One of my favorite blogs, Rob’s Megaphone posted a picture of his browser window and we learn he’s a Windows user! Oh the horror!
Download – Dwight Schrute Letterhead
May 17, 2008
You can download and print the actual letterhead here (with no watermark). I created it based on the opening scene from “Branch Closing.” Season three, episode seven of the office.
Drew Lane’s new radio show (not) on WJR.
May 17, 2008
I was passed along a possble promo sheet Drew and Mr. Skin may be floating around to different radio stations. It says they will be on WJR in July! I’ve called WJR and the guy I talked to there had no idea about it. Stay tuned, I’ll update as I know…
Update June 25, 2008 - I have called every station on the supposed ”promo sheet.”They all flat out denies it. And a two of the program directors from the “committed” stations did not even know Drew Lane. Add this to the fact Drew said he was building a new radio studio in his home (in Detroit), it’s clear that this is fake.
Dwight Schrute accepts VP nomination on Leno – With audio and pictures!
May 15, 2008
Senator John McCain went on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart and announced his choice for Vice President:
He has wisely chosen, Dwight Schrute from Scranton, Pennsylvania. Dwight answered Senator McCain in a letter read on the tonight show with Jay Leno:
My fellow American and select Canadians,
My name is Dwight K. Schrute. Recently it was brought to my attention that a Presidential candidate has selected me as his vice President or as I prefer to call it, “Assistant President of the United States.”
I was not surpised by this information, because I am the only suitable choice. As for Mr. Jonathan McCain, I will accept your offer old man, but before I do, certian terms must be agreed upon.
1) I may pilot Air Force One whenever I want. And while doing so I only to be addressed as “ice Man.”
2) Effective immediately: Jack Bauer is promoted to Secretary of Defense.
3) I demand full government financing of research programs into Beet as an alternative energy source. Beet juice is cheaper then gasoline and better tasting.
4) My bunker must contain a foosball table and be zombie proof.
5) Secret Service members are to be armed with nun-chucks, throwing stars and flame throwers.
6) I would like a flame thrower.
7) I would like an Iron Man outfit.
8 ) My current employer, Michal Scott has asked to be ambassador to Hawaii, or governor of Florida, or King of Tahattii, whatever.
All of the above items are negotiable (except the flame thrower – basically, if you get me a flame thrower, I’m on board). In conclusion, I will display completely loyalty to my president and America, at three am when the phone rings in the White House, I won’t even hear it, I’m a very sound sleeper.
Vote Schrute!
Dwight K. Schrute, Assistant President
President Bush’s and my iPod
May 14, 2008The President listens to good music! Here are my top 10 artists on my iPod from my last.fm:
- Garth Brooks
- Michael W. Smith
- The Beatles
- Stephen Sondheim (Sweeney Todd Soundtrack)
- dc Talk
- Eminem
- Matt Maher
- Bob Seger
- The Rocket Summer
- The Eagles
Vatican: Okay to believe in Aliens
May 14, 2008
The Vatican’s chief astronomer says that believing in the existence of extra terrestrials does not contradict faith in God.Father Jose Gabriel Funes, says that the vastness of the universe means it is possible there could be other forms of life outside Earth, even intelligent ones.
In an interview published Tuesday by Vatican newspaper L’Osservatore Romano, Funes says that such a notion “doesn’t contradict our faith” because aliens would still be God’s creatures.
The interview was headlined: “The extraterrestrial is my brother.” Funes said that ruling out the existence of aliens would be like “putting limits” on God’s creative freedom.
Winning Mega Millions Lotto Number
May 8, 2008
On Friday, the Mega Millions jackpot will be over $100,000.00. Now because I can see the future, it would not be appropriate for me to play the winning numbers. But here they are, which you may use:
16 – 31 – 43 – 46 - 56 – 22
Good luck!
