Dwight Schrute accepts VP nomination on Leno - With audio and pictures!

Senator John McCain went on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart and announced his choice for Vice President:

He has wisely chosen, Dwight Schrute from Scranton, Pennsylvania. Dwight answered Senator McCain in a letter read on the tonight show with Jay Leno:

 My fellow American and select Canadians,

My name is Dwight K. Schrute. Recently it was brought to my attention that a Presidential candidate has selected me as his vice President or as I prefer to call it, “Assistant President of the United States.”

I was not surpised by this information, because I am the only suitable choice. As for Mr. Jonathan McCain, I will accept your offer old man, but before I do, certian terms must be agreed upon.

1) I may pilot Air Force One whenever I want. And while doing so I only to be addressed as “ice Man.”

2) Effective immediately: Jack Bauer is promoted to Secretary of Defense.

3) I demand full government financing of research programs into Beet as an alternative energy source. Beet juice is cheaper then gasoline and better tasting.

4) My bunker must contain a foosball table and be zombie proof.

5) Secret Service members are to be armed with nun-chucks, throwing stars and flame throwers.

6) I would like a flame thrower.

7) I would like an Iron Man outfit.

8 ) My current employer, Michal Scott has asked to be ambassador to Hawaii, or governor of Florida, or King of Tahattii, whatever.

All of the above items are negotiable (except the flame thrower - basically, if you get me a flame thrower, I’m on board). In conclusion, I will display completely loyalty to my president and America, at three am when the phone rings in the White House, I won’t even hear it, I’m a very sound sleeper.

Vote Schrute!

Dwight K. Schrute, Assistant President