LEAKED: Olbermann’s questions for Obama

Tonight, MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann will interview Senator Barack Obama. This comes after getting scooped by Fox News powerhouse, Bill O’Reilly who interviewed the senator last week. O’Reilly’s second part of the interview will air tonight on Fox News directly against Olbermann’s interview. It will be fascinating to see who does better. If you’re a betting man, but your money on Fox News.

I was able to get a copy of the questions Keith Olbermann will ask the Illinois senator. Whether he will ask all of these or just a portion, we will see tonight. But these will be the actual questions that will be in front of Olbermann tonight!

1. Thank you for accepting my myspace friends request. You’re my number one. Can I be yours?
2. What kind of cologne do you use? It’s intoxicating.
3. How did you get to be so awesome?
4. Why don’t you return my phone calls?
5. Did you get that email forward I sent you?
6. What’s your favorite color?
7. Will you take a picture with me so I can post it on my facebook page?
8. Why does President Bush hate black people?
9. Can I be your press secretary once you are elected?
10. What is your ideal ice cream flavor?
11. Do you think everyone’s dead on Lost? And maybe they’re actually stuck in purgatory?
12. Want to hang out later and go bowling? 
13. Why do we even have elections? Why can’t they just let you be president already?
14. Do you like digg or reddit?
15. Can I have a hug?

Update September 9, 2008 – Ratings Results

O’Reilly destroyed Bathtub Boy in the ratings:

• O’Reilly/Obama (Part 2 of series) - 4,572,000
• Olbermann/Obama (Part 1 of series) - 1,928,000

Ouch!