Stephen’s Cover is Blown

Dennis Miller interviews Andrew Klavan

Miller and Klavan talk about Klavan’s recent article in the Wall Street Journal connecting the Dark Knight and George W. Bush.

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The Office on the Family Feud

They played for: Children’s Advocacy Center of Northeastern Pennsylvania

Most Children Not In Favor Of Child Healthcare

I know it’s old, but still funny.

George Carlin on Environmentalism

Continuing the theme from the previous post, George Carlin has a really funny routine about the lunacy of left wing environmentalism. He read Michael Crichton’s Jurassic Park and wrote him a letter asking if he could use some material from the book in his act. Crichton obliged and now we have this hilarious memory from the late George Carlin.

Dying Is Hard. Comedy Is Harder

By JERRY SEINFELD
June 24, 2008 New York Times

THE honest truth is, for a comedian, even death is just a premise to make jokes about. I know this because I was on the phone with George Carlin nine days ago and we were making some death jokes. We were talking about Tim Russert and Bo Diddley and George said: “I feel safe for a while. There will probably be a break before they come after the next one. I always like to fly on an airline right after they’ve had a crash. It improves your odds.”

I called him to compliment him on his most recent special on HBO. Seventy years old and he cranks out another hour of great new stuff. He was in a hotel room in Las Vegas getting ready for his show. He was a monster.

You could certainly say that George downright invented modern American stand-up comedy in many ways. Every comedian does a little George. I couldn’t even count the number of times I’ve been standing around with some comedians and someone talks about some idea for a joke and another comedian would say, “Carlin does it.” I’ve heard it my whole career: “Carlin does it,” “Carlin already did it,” “Carlin did it eight years ago.”

And he didn’t just “do” it. He worked over an idea like a diamond cutter with facets and angles and refractions of light. He made you sorry you ever thought you wanted to be a comedian. He was like a train hobo with a chicken bone. When he was done there was nothing left for anybody.

But his brilliance fathered dozens of great comedians. I personally never cared about “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television,” or “FM & AM.” To me, everything he did just had this gleaming wonderful precision and originality.

I became obsessed with him in the ’60s. As a kid it seemed like the whole world was funny because of George Carlin. His performing voice, even laced with profanity, always sounded as if he were trying to amuse a child. It was like the naughtiest, most fun grown-up you ever met was reading you a bedtime story.

I know George didn’t believe in heaven or hell. Like death, they were just more comedy premises. And it just makes me even sadder to think that when I reach my own end, whatever tumbling cataclysmic vortex of existence I’m spinning through, in that moment I will still have to think, “Carlin already did it.”

Secret Nuclear Bunker… this way

Shhh, don’t tell anyone!