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Elect Jeff » Quotes http://electjeff.wordpress.com I just want your vote. Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:57:12 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/485af3c8d5d6ce8ba46395a7db33c349?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png Elect Jeff » Quotes http://electjeff.wordpress.com Audio of Dwight’s Hell Fantasy http://electjeff.wordpress.com/2008/09/07/audio-of-dwights-hell-fantasy/ http://electjeff.wordpress.com/2008/09/07/audio-of-dwights-hell-fantasy/#comments Sun, 07 Sep 2008 21:35:21 +0000 Jeff Lloyd http://electjeff.wordpress.com/?p=1058 ]]>

Dwight: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check in time now. Check out time is never.
Jim: Does my room have cable?
Dwight: No, and the sheets are made of fire!
Jim: Can I change rooms?
Dwight: No, we’re all booked up. Hell convention in town!
Jim: Can I have a late check out?
Dwight: I’ll have to talk to the manager.
Jim: You’re not the manager…even in your own fantasy?
Dwight: I’m the owner….the co-owner. With Satan!
Jim: Okay, just so I understand it… in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight: But I haven’t told you my salary.
Jim: Go.
Dwight: Eighty thousand dollars a year!

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“If the bee disappeared off the surface of the globe then man would only have four years of life left. No more bees, no more pollination, no more plants, no more animals, no more man.” - Albert Einstein

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“You don’t have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.” – C. S. Lewis

]]> http://electjeff.wordpress.com/2008/04/28/cs-lewis-souls/feed/ 0 Onus Jim Halpert – “Wait for me.” http://electjeff.wordpress.com/2008/04/18/jim-halpert-wait-for-me/ http://electjeff.wordpress.com/2008/04/18/jim-halpert-wait-for-me/#comments Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:30:45 +0000 Jeff Lloyd http://electjeff.wordpress.com/?p=46 ]]>

The Office Quotes; Season Four; Episode Ten – The Chairmodel

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Listen to Andy sing…

The Office Quotes – Season Three; Episode Nine - The Convict

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]]> http://electjeff.wordpress.com/2008/04/16/andy-bernard-singing-pam/feed/ 1 Onus Dwight Schrute – “Do you want to form an alliance with me? http://electjeff.wordpress.com/2008/04/16/dwight-schrute-do-you-want-to-form-an-alliance-with-me/ http://electjeff.wordpress.com/2008/04/16/dwight-schrute-do-you-want-to-form-an-alliance-with-me/#comments Wed, 16 Apr 2008 23:48:21 +0000 Jeff Lloyd http://electjeff.wordpress.com/?p=36 ]]>

The Office Quotes – Season One; Episode Four - The Alliance

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]]> http://electjeff.wordpress.com/2008/04/16/dwight-schrute-do-you-want-to-form-an-alliance-with-me/feed/ 0 Onus Michael Scott – “try not to be too gay.” http://electjeff.wordpress.com/2008/04/15/michael-scott-try-not-to-be-too-gay/ http://electjeff.wordpress.com/2008/04/15/michael-scott-try-not-to-be-too-gay/#comments Wed, 16 Apr 2008 04:53:48 +0000 Jeff Lloyd http://electjeff.wordpress.com/?p=38 ]]>

The Office Quotes – Season One; Episode Five – Basketball

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]]> http://electjeff.wordpress.com/2008/04/15/michael-scott-try-not-to-be-too-gay/feed/ 0 Onus Michael Scott: “…you choose to be.” http://electjeff.wordpress.com/2008/04/15/michael-scott-you-choose-to-be/ http://electjeff.wordpress.com/2008/04/15/michael-scott-you-choose-to-be/#comments Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:19:26 +0000 Jeff Lloyd http://electjeff.wordpress.com/?p=26 ]]>

The Office Quotes - Season two, Episode twenty-two - Casino Night

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The Office Quotes – Season Four, Episode Nine: The Dinner Party

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The Office Quotes – From season three, episode one “Gay Witch Hunt.”

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