Dwight: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check in time now. Check out time is never. Jim: Does my room have cable? Dwight: No, and the sheets are made of fire! Jim: Can I change rooms? Dwight: No, we’re all booked up. Hell convention in town! Jim: Can I have a late check out? Dwight: I’ll have to talk to the manager. Jim: You’re not the manager…even in your own fantasy? Dwight: I’m the owner….the co-owner. With Satan! Jim: Okay, just so I understand it… in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil. Dwight: But I haven’t told you my salary. Jim: Go. Dwight: Eighty thousand dollars a year!
Great ad from Fox News. They are running it in the Washington Post and the Wall Street Journal the next two weeks. The pew poll Fox News got their research from. I like how they ignore MSNBC like they don’t even exist.
“The events depicted in this program are based on eyewitness accounts.”
A Haunting is an american television show that airs on the Discovery Channel. The show claims to tell the true story of families who have experienced paranormal activity. During each episode the family gives one on one interviews while actors reenact their stories for the viewer.
The show is produced extremely well in the documentary format, however they hardly ever give the viewer substantial proof. Many times in the reenactments we see the families talk about ghosts attacking and causing physical damages to the people. Many times voices well be captured on audio recorders. And pictures will be taken of supposed ghosts. They hardly ever cut to these or show us the real evidence from the case.
Why wouldn’t each of these individual stories get the attention of the national (or even local) media? I just wish this show would give us more information.
Newsradio is one of those rare shows that is so incredibility funny your stomach hurts from laughing. For some reason I don’t find it often in syndication, luckily for us, we have hulu.com where they have the first couple seasons available to watch for free online.
When we think of David Kelly today, we know him as the creator of the crazy, liberal TV show, “Boston Legal.” Well, that show is actually a spin off of a show called the Practice. The Practice was one of the best shows on television at the time. It won dozens of Emmy’s and Golden Globe awards.
Thanks to Hulu, you can now watch the first two seasons of the show for free online! I’m already in the middle of the second season right now and I forgot how good the show really was. The acting and writing were top notch.
Jenna says on her myspace page today, “Here I am stealing bath products from the hotel.”
She also let us know she got the script for the first episode of season 5 and she thought it was great!
I got my script for the first episode of Season 5. It is written by our Emmy-nominated writers Gene Stupnitsky and Lee Eisenberg. (They received a nomination for “Dinner Party”.) Needless to say, it’s AWESOME! I love everything about it and I can’t wait to start shooting.
Here are some wonderful drawings by Zindy Nielsen. This girl is very talented, please check out her page as she has a lot of other famous people on there. Here is a few members from Lost.
Keeping with today’s Stephen Colbert theme, as you can probably tell from the previous post Stephen is Catholic. Last year on an episode of the Colbert Report he let everyone know exactly what he believes…
From chapter 4 of his book “I am America and so can you.”
A few pull quotes:
“If you want to go first class on Christ-Track, there is only one way to ride… Roman Catholicism!”
“Jesus founded only one church folks and it wasn’t Unitarism.”
“Catholics have many advantages over other Christians. One is marble. For the buck I put into the collection plate, I want some production value. That means a church, not some community center that doubles as basketball court. Also Catholics have saints– more than 10,000 of them. They’re like God’s customer service reps, and each of them has a speciality.”
“Protestantism, this is a variant form of Christianity, or ‘heresy’”
“Protestants don’t make me angry as much as disappointed. Unlike the world’s crazy made up religions, they’re so close to getting it right. They’re a single Pope away from reaching their full potential.”
“You’ve had your 490 year protest, lets move on.”
“Why don’t Episcopalians just come out and say it – their Anglicans! A bunch of Tory Loyalist Brito-philes… waiting for the day America let’s her guard down and they can reinstate Henry VIII! Let’s keep an eye on these people”
“Methodist – What, the Church of England wasn’t heretical enough for you?”
“I’ll give the Mormons this, they know which way the wind blows when America decided polygamy wasn’t the way to, the Mormons changed their ways and banned it! They had similar changes in policy when public opinion turned against the tradition of massacring pioneers and believing all black people are evil.”
“Pretty much whenever the general populous decides that Mormons are a sinful, crazy cult, their leader receives a message straight from God that makes everything okay.”
WXYZ, ABC’s local affiliate in Detroit, Michigan is out of ideas. Bill Spencer last night did a live report on three baby ducks that fell into a sewer drain. This is not Grand Rapids or Saginaw, but a supposed major market.
Bill Spencer, besides wasting our time to watch his ridiculous story, also wasted the time of the local police and fire departments. It’s funny, when Bill talks to the ladies who called him about it, they say they called “five or six different agencies” before theyCalled Bill for Action™. The said he came running over as soon as they called. can you picture Bill in his office, running out the door in a panic, on the cell phone, “call the police, call the fire department we have to save these ducks!”
