Audio of Dwight’s Hell Fantasy

Dwight: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check in time now. Check out time is never.
Jim: Does my room have cable?
Dwight: No, and the sheets are made of fire!
Jim: Can I change rooms?
Dwight: No, we’re all booked up. Hell convention in town!
Jim: Can I have a late check out?
Dwight: I’ll have to talk to the manager.
Jim: You’re not the manager…even in your own fantasy?
Dwight: I’m the owner….the co-owner. With Satan!
Jim: Okay, just so I understand it… in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight: But I haven’t told you my salary.
Jim: Go.
Dwight: Eighty thousand dollars a year!

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Photo of Jenna Fischer stealing

Jenna says on her myspace page today, “Here I am stealing bath products from the hotel.”

She also let us know she got the script for the first episode of season 5 and she thought it was great!

I got my script for the first episode of Season 5. It is written by our Emmy-nominated writers Gene Stupnitsky and Lee Eisenberg. (They received a nomination for “Dinner Party”.) Needless to say, it’s AWESOME! I love everything about it and I can’t wait to start shooting.

The Office Music – Download 107 Songs and Clips

I went through the all four seasons of the office and grabbed every song sang by Michael and the gang. It’s a massive collection of 107 songs and funny moments!

• Songs 1-52
• Songs 53-107
• Season 5, Episode 1-13; Songs 1-25 (NEW & UPDATED)

1. The Office Theme 0:32
2. Call from Packer 0:28 
3. Michael doing Chris Rock 1:45
4. Dwight calls Jan 1:33 
5. Jim and Dwight form an alliance 1:50 
6. Ryan meets Mr. Rogers 0:40 
7. Dundies 1:41 
8. Todd Packer 2:09
9. Michael gets gold medal 2:33
10. Ryan started the fire 0:38
11. Fire Guy 0:20
12. Everybody hurts 1:25
13. Who will be let go 1:16
14. Dwight punches Michael 3:28 
15. Chili Baby Back Ribs 0:23 
16. Dwight is awesome 0:29 
17. How did Michael get into improve 0:26
18. Phyllis – here i go again on my own 0:18
19. Michael and Jim – Island In The Stream 1:19 
20. Packer christmas party 0:59 
21. Michael dancing 0:55 
22. Dwight – Drunken sailor 0:15
23. Pam says goodbye to Dwight 0:25 
24. Micael explains shut gun rules 0:18
25. My lips are sealed 0:11
26. Hooters Girls sing hookey pooky 0:27
27. Pams back 0:27
28. Dwight’s Speech 3:58 
29. Teach Your Children 1:14
30. Pam at grocery store 0:36
31. Thanks, girl 0:11
32. Jims Stanley impersonation and jinx 1:05
33. Boyscouts at Casino Night 0:48
34. Don’t call retarded people retards 0:15 
35. Scranton party 0:17
36. Michael confronts Dwight 1:34 
37. Jim learns Call of Duty 0:51 
38. Grief counseling 2:20
39. Bird funeral – Pam singing
40. Home Alone 0:16
41. Ryan recounts his steps 0:40
42. Michael and Stanley 0:24 
43. Tuna are you kidding me 0:45
44. Happy Diwali 1:15 
45. Call me Levenson in the morning 0:17
46. Lazy Scranton 1:20 
47. Michael calls out Dwight 0:40 
48. What is love 1:06
49. Prison Mike 2:38 
50. Andy Singing to Pam – Rainbow Connection 0:32
51. Andy asks out Pam 0:50 
52. Andy asks Jim to hang out 0:58
53. Little drummer boy 1:17 
54. Salaries Revealed 1:20
55. Karoke 0:58 
56. Whale Watching 0:41
57. Angela and Pam talk Football 1:11
58. Creed Singing 0:29 
59. Island Living 0:22 
60. Dwight is gone by Andy 0:35
61. Zombie 0:43 
62. Rocken Robin – Andy and the Tuna 1:09 
63. Cell phone prank 2 0:48 
64. Cell phone prank 1 0:29 
65. Dwight vs Ben Franklin 1:21
66. Scrantonicity and Karen – Every little… 0:14
67. Scrantonicity – you were meant for me 1:04
68. Scrantonicity – Fields of Gold 0:27
69. Jim trains dwight 1:06 
70. Michael buys Pams art 2:07 
71. Wikipedia is the best thing ever 0:22
72. Andy is back with a new name 1:06 
73. Lion King song 0:50
74. Jim as Dwight 1:16 
75. Give me the beat boy 0:39
76. Dwight as Jim 0:47
77. That is so messed up 0:42
78. Andys confession on camera 0:55
79. Gamber 0:43 
80. Flintstones 0:38
81. Dwights Hell Fantasy 1:10
82. I hate your guts Toby 0:47 
83. Dwight interviews Andy 2:11
84. Pam and Toby blooper 0:25 
85. Fun run message 0:14
86. Pam and Jim go public 2:04 
87. Andy to Angela – Take a chance on me 1:26 
88. Leaving inside Jims car 0:16
89. Runaway train 0:31 
90. Kit-Cat Bar by andy 1:14 
91. Dunder Mifflin by Darrell 1:25 
92. Toby is the worst 0:38 
93. Happy bithday Creed 0:27 
94. Happy birthday Creed Redux 0:47
95. Kelly Smack Talk – I 0:28 
96. Kelly Smack Talk – II 0:10
97. Kelly v Pam – III 0:48 
98. Hunter’s Song 0:45 
99. Hey Babe 0:41 
100. Chairmodel Lady 1:14 
101. Andy – Ball and Chain 0:25
102. Michael – Rodney Dangerfield 1:10
103. Fluffy Fingers 1:25 
104. Michael – I’d never say this to her face 0:34 
105. Andy – Take that shirt off 0:35
106. Goodbye Toby 1:56 
107. Deep fried twinikies 0:29
108. Andy propses to Angela 1:58
109. Bonus – Freelove By David Brent 3:24
110. Bonus – David Brent tried to cheer 1:31

Season 5

1. Math is Hard
2. Ang Ang Ang
3. Michael’s Poem
4. MC Michael Scott
5. Rice-a-Rony
6. Jim and Pam Announce
7. Let’s Get Ethical 
8. Ethics Bomb
9. Did you see Battlestar Galactica
10. Jan Sings “Son of a Preacher Man”
11. Michael Misses Pam
12. Michael and Holly are alone
13. Boss Scored the Boss
14. Life is a Highway – part 1
15. Life is a Highway – part 2
16. Jim’s Brother’s Prank on Pam
17. Michael and Darrel sing the blues
18. Michael Dwight and Jim Role Play
19. He’s Back
20. Dwight’s Perfect Crime
21. Clueless Andy Sings
22. Whorish Job
23. Staying Alive
24. Michael’s Roast
25. Michael’s Revenge 

Jim Halpert – “Wait for me.”

The Office Quotes; Season Four; Episode Ten – The Chairmodel

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Andy Bernard: Singing to Pam (with audio)

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The Office Quotes – Season Three; Episode Nine - The Convict

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Dwight Schrute – “Do you want to form an alliance with me?

The Office Quotes – Season One; Episode Four - The Alliance

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Michael Scott – “try not to be too gay.”

The Office Quotes – Season One; Episode Five – Basketball

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Michael Scott: “…you choose to be.”

The Office Quotes - Season two, Episode twenty-two -  Casino Night

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Michael Scott “Bad Taste”

The Office Quotes – From season three, episode one “Gay Witch Hunt.”

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